Something got
put back together.
GrimGoats are a herd of hand-stitched, faintly cursed goats who came back wrong — and couldn't be happier about it. Horns intact, wings sprouted, grin permanent. Adopt one before the thread comes loose.
Nobody remembers the pasture burning down.
The herd just remembers waking up on the other side of it — horns a little crooked, wings where legs used to be, grinning like they'd been let in on the joke. Whoever stitched them back together did it with care. Mostly.
Every GrimGoat is generated from a library of hand-drawn parts — coats, eyes, horns, wings, and the stitches holding it all in place — then assembled and inked one at a time. No two goats were sewn the same way twice.
Holding a GrimGoat gets you into the Paddock, our token-gated community, plus first right of refusal on every future drop from the herd.
Every goat is stitched from the same six parts.
Rarity is calculated across coat, eyes, horns, wings, stitching pattern, and expression. Rarer combinations wander the pasture less often.
Coat
Bone, ash, moss, and the rare midnight coat — brushed in by hand, stitched at the seams where the pattern had to be pieced together.
Eyes
Heavy-lidded amber is standard issue. Watch for hollow eyes, mismatched pupils, or the exceedingly rare glass eye.
Horns
Ridged umber curls by default. Some goats carry cracked, blackened, or gilded horns from an unspecified past incident.
Wings
Bat wings, charred at the tips, on most of the herd. A small number were sewn on backwards. They still work fine.
Stitching
The count and placement of visible stitches — forehead, cheek, neck — is unique to each goat and never repeats exactly.
Expression
The full-toothed grin is the herd default. A handful of goats came back solemn, sleepy, or missing a tooth entirely.
Every goat wanders off in its own direction.
A small sample of the herd — same six base parts, endless ways to wear them.
Four seasons, in order.
Each stage unlocks once the one before it is fully funded and delivered — no skipping ahead.
The Stitching
1,666 goats are generated, inked, and revealed. The Paddock community channel opens to holders.
The Grazing
Holder voting opens on trait expansions and a community-directed lore drop, written from the herd's suggestions.
The Second Suture
Free companion-trait mint for all holders — a small stitched creature that pairs with your goat's rarity profile.
Beyond the Fence
Physical prints, a wearable capsule, and the first GrimGoats short film enter production with holder collaborators.
Every goat gets one owner.
Get yours before the thread runs out.
0.0006 ETH per goat · 5 max per wallet · reveal is instant. Connect a wallet to check your allowlist status.
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What blockchain are GrimGoats on?
GrimGoats are ERC-721 tokens minted on Ethereum mainnet. Metadata and art are stored on decentralized storage and fixed at mint.
How is rarity calculated?
Rarity is scored across all six trait categories — coat, eyes, horns, wings, stitching, and expression — weighted by how often each combination occurs across the full herd of 1,666.
What do I get besides the image?
Holders get access to the Paddock community, voting rights on future drops, and guaranteed access to the Second Suture companion mint.
Is there a roadmap guarantee?
Each stage of the roadmap is funded by mint proceeds and only begins once the previous stage ships. Progress updates are posted in the Paddock.